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Next President: You!

With President Bush on his way out and President Obama on his way in, now's a good time to answer the question: What would YOU do if you were going to be the next president of the United States?

If I were president I would cancel classes and co-op for students during Greek Week

give Americans more paid vacation days. Why should everyone else get more?

allow stem-cell research.

work hard so that humans and fish can coexist.

Declare another national holiday... in March... presents mandatory. Probably called Kate Day.

make like a teenager on prom night and pull out!

do what mr obama should....throw some D's on it.

cure AIDS and cancer. I would make peace with all of our enemies and feed all the starving children in Africa. OK - Who am I kidding? I would hire Brad Pitt to be my intern and I would go through a couple of "blue dresses" a week!

do whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!

put my ego, religious views, and party affiliation aside and work to fix the damn country already!

I'd smack illegal aliens in the face...then make them pay taxes...

educate people on how the government works. Most people don't understand that congress drives things..not the president.

free all the white people.

make sure that people are able to put food on their families.

go on MTV cribs and have Bill show um where the magic happend.

give the roughly 228,000,000 American citizens 18 and up 1 million dollars to spend and put back into the economy.

hire a secksy intern and turn the Oval Office into the OOOOOOOOOOH!-val office.

get elected on Friday; Assassinated on Saturday; Buried on Sunday.

offer free education to anyone willing to work once they earned their degree, and free $100,000 grants to new and upcoming businesses.

put food on your family.

Porn, lots of porn

cancel classes and co-op for students during Greek Week

Donate tons of money to renewable energy purposes and end America's addiction to oil!

go to war with New Zealand

give everyone a bag of ketchup chips and a mercedes

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