Dear Diary

Pretend you just found your son or daughter's diary. You open it and read the first entry. What's it say? What's the worst thing that you could read if you found said diary?

Dear Diary... It's official, I'm a girl now. The sex-change was a success, my sister is almost done becoming i man now, and soon we will mate......
Today I had sex with 938 different women and men, smoked 5 pounds of weed, robbed $8592 from the church, and set off firecrackers in the bathroom. And by the way mom, stop reading my diary.
  • 1st
  • mrd489
Today I got my first period. It's strange. I didn't think boys got periods. But I've been bleeding out of my ass for a week, so that must be it! And my boobs are growing, too, so I'm sure of it.
  • 2nd
  • grexican
(Evil LAUGH, reading girlfriend's Diary... when I notice a POST IT note on PG 1.) Markie, you can read how you're my "stud muffin" AFTER YOU TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT FOR THE 1000th TIME, you JERK! (Markie ponders) "Damn, she's good!"
  • 3rd
  • markie
It's official, I'm a girl now. The sex-change was a success, my sister is almost done becoming i man now, and soon we will mate......
  • 4th
  • rykushi64
Mr. Robinson finally convinced me to 'do it' with him. It hurt, but if I don't pass in Pre-Algebra my parents will kill me. I hope he wasn't joking about changing my grade.
  • 5th
  • AgentO
today I spent 20 minutes on the time out chair. I told my mommy "no" about 100 times, called my sister a poopy-head and used the couch as a trampoline. Tomorrow my goal is 30 minutes...
  • 6th
  • jjca
Oops...think I lost daddy's credit card at the mall. Oh well, maybe he won't find out?
  • 7th
  • Sweetheart414
"I'm full of hate and I love it. I HATE PEOPLE, and they better f----ing fear me if they know what's good for em." ... "We have..... GUNS! We f---ing got em you sons of bitches! HA!! HAHAHA!"
  • 8th
  • AgentO

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