My Best Joke: A new marine was out on a surveillance mission, and his sergeant told him not to make any noise, no matter what happens. A few minutes later a blood curdling scream is heard, the sarge, who is mad as hell runs over to see the marine, yells at him about not making any noise, and then asks him, "What the hell happened?" The marine tells him, "I did not scream when I fell in this hole and broke my leg, or when the enemy troops marched over me, or when their tanks ran over me, nor did I say anything when I spotted those 2 squirrels up in the tree over there. I did not even scream when they ran up my pants leg, but when they said, "Are we going to eat them here or take them with us?", I have had enough."