3dee4addi During the comfortably numb years of my marriage, I did what most stay home Moms do; bitch, yell, and scream at all the unhappily married couples on the Phil Donahue show. Then one day with the daughter napping, the house silent I decided to take the Reader's Digest ten question quiz to see how happily married I was. After the quiz, and staring at the results while twirling my pencil between my fingers as only those antagonized can do; I discovered that we weren't happy. We were the married couples on the Donahoe Show! Bastards I thought as I watched the show from this point on, they are mocking me! What to do, what to do? I was raised Christian! Divorce was the road to Hell, and beyond the fact we weren't happy I couldn't prove we had been unfaithful, so this marriage was salvageable! Phil Donahoe could kiss my Christian white behind! I talked the Ex into going to marriage counseling. I should have gone on Phil Donahoe, as our therapist was a beautiful, busty, blue eye, blonde, that my Ex was undressing with his eyes. Long story short, we were told to spice things up in the bedroom. "I know," my Ex shouts out while looking at Dr. Booby, "Why don't we play Strip Poker?" Maybe my hair looked different, maybe my eyes said take me, or maybe he was still thinking of Dr. Booby but he wanted to play Strip Poker the minute we got home. In fact he drove home first before picking up my daughter at the parents house. Maybe I was stupid but I was game, I had to prove Phil wrong,right? All we could find as far as cards go, were Uno cards. We made rules with Uno cards! We played strip Poker, or Strip Uno, with Uno cards! Things were okay, I mean I actually had an orgasm that night, but we years later still divorced. :)

grexican You left out the most important part... who won the game!? Oh...right... I guess you both did. har har