grexican dependso n your mom... you could say that one ;)

3dee4addi I guess you missed the part about my Christian up bringing? If I asked my Mother, or Father to go smoke a joint with me I'm sure she'd have sent me to Jesus right then and there. Who won the Strip Uno? If you understand the laws of Strip Poker/Uno edition you can get naked real fast since there are many "Draw Two, or Draw Four" cards in the deck. Naturally draw cards were clothes you'd take off. There is no card foreplay! You might as well just throw off your clothes and screw, but since that is what we were doing for the last 4 years and keeping in mind my Ex was ultra competitive we agreed to each pull out a drawer and throw 20 articles of clothing inside it. Having thought we sorted out all the troubles of this new and exciting adult version of Uno, we still came across some difficulties with "reverse Cards" which meant put something back on. I know my Ex had visions of Dr. Booby's breasts in his mind, and wanted to get down to business, so dragging it out a little was fun. Plus I knew he was going to make me pay by using his poetry "bone me dry." I'll give it to Dr. Booby, mixing things up in the bedroom, or other places we soon found out later, did renew something that was lost for awhile. Back to Strip Poker/Uno. The person that lost, in this case I did, was totally nude. The rule was the other person or so called winner had to strut their stuff with whatever they had on. I found it entertaining that he had a pair of Levi's still on, and his pubic hairs would get caught in the zipper. This is a rule I would change, by allowing the winner to get naked too, but the loser was at their mercy sexually and has to submit to what the other one wanted. That could be fun!