Have you failed to respect Victory Brewing Co's strong and seductive Golden Monkey Ale? Not sure? Well, have you ever . . . Woken up at the zoo minus your pants? Jumped over a raging campfire wrapped in toilet paper? Been e-mailed a Youtube video of yourself singing Justin Beiber in spandex? If you said yes to any of these or can top those Golden Monkey stories, don't worry, you're not alone.

Ever since Victory started brewing Golden Monkey (a Belgium triple) we've received countless e-mails, letters and phone calls sharing the truly unique and sometimes bizarre results of what happens when you ignore the nearly 10% abv that makes Golden Monkey a truly transcendental experience. It seems that everyone has a Golden Monkey story. So naturally we thought, 'Let's start a competition where the craziest Golden Monkey story wins a sweet prize."

Behold the 'Seriously . . . Respect the Monkey' Golden Monkey story competition. Share your best Golden Monkey stories and the one with the most votes wins a the GM Prize Pack, created just for the winner of this competition.