| Joe Giordano
Every year for my birthday (one week before Halloween), I order a sixtel of Golden Monkey as a gift to myself and we play Monkey Pong all night long. Two years ago, we had just moved into a new apartment and spent a whole weekend giving it a fresh coat of paint before the party. For Halloween that year I was a Ginger Zombie and used some spray hair die to turn my hair orange.
The next morning, I woke up not knowing how I even made it to bed, and there were orange spots and streaks across the whole apartment, as if a really gigantic 5 year old spent the night finger painting the walls. As it turns out, I had a real hard time keeping my head straight the whole night, and kept stumbling into walls head first, turning my head into a giant paintbrush.