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Agent Mulner,
Agent Mulner, "Yea Leno is on at 10 now, which conflicts heavily with my Simpson re runs." Glancing at the time Agent Miller replies, "no kidding? I'll check that out after Daily Mission posts it's new changes. I got my priorties you know. "I'm down with that Bro," Agent Mulner continues, "there is a Starbucks across the street, let's get our notebooks and see if the new site is up, the President can wait, beside I didn't vote for the idiot."

3dee4addi Entered the Looks the same contest

Markie here... I've been waiting with bated breath ever since last Friday's last Mission to see these new changes! Look at the picture and see what the Secret Service think of the changes so far. Grex... luv yah man, this is just for fun.

grexican commented on their When I made a flo... entry in the Your Proudest Hal... contest

"most epic story... ever!"

  • Oct 29, 2009

3dee4addi commented on their When I made a flo... entry in the Your Proudest Hal... contest

"Ugh! Only half pasted, take two! ...was at those wonderful childhood discovery years when you can craft marvelous yet simplistic things with your own hands unassisted. At the impressionable age of five, I was facinated with flowers. Such life! Such color! Such happiness consumed me as I'd dance, and sing in the rose garden. I'd close my eyes and breathe in the fragrance of my Mom's prized roses. It was simple, I wanted to be a rose for Halloween! With scissors one hand, a woven basket in the other and a quick pace; I rushed to the rose garden and harvested all the roses, and beautiful flowers around the yard which had yet to yield to a Southern Colorado Autumn. With a basket full of flowers I now snuck out the stapler from the parent's desk, then one by one stapled each flower to my bathrobe; ALL in secret mind you, for this was going to be the most crowning achivement of my young 5 yr old life. "Not enough color," I reluctantly observed, so it was off to the garage! The infamous garage! The place Dad warned me a thousand times to never venture alone, let alone take the brilliant red spray paint I discovered upon my hunch. My once white, newly painted brilliant red rose robe, with accidental over sprayed bed spread was just enough of an alarm to summon my inquisitive Mother who was investigating where that paint smell was coming from. As she opened my door I had slipped into my new halloween costume. With a smile from ear to ear, paint all over my fingers, self; bed spread, and the high pitched ear piercing scream from my Mother; I knew I had to sell my Mother out of the punishment I knew was coming. I only pray I was half the Mom my Mother was. After her screaming she saw my smile turn to a quivering lip, and eyes that were about to tear. She grabbed my hand, set me on an unpainted area on my bed and asked what I had done. As I was explaining, her lip started to quiver, and tears fell from her eyes. Through her happy tears she said, Addison this is the prettiest flower in the world because you are part of it."

  • Oct 29, 2009

3dee4addi commented on their When I made a flo... entry in the Your Proudest Hal... contest

"My once white, newly painted brilliant red rose robe, with accidental over sprayed bed spread was just enough of an alarm to summon my inquisitive Mother who was investigating where that paint smell was coming from. As she opened my door I had slipped into my new halloween costume. With a smile from ear to ear, paint all over my fingers, self; bed spread, and the high pitched ear piercing scream from my Mother; I knew I had to sell my Mother out of the punishment I knew was coming. I only pray I was half the Mom my Mother was. After her screaming she saw my smile turn to a quivering lip, and eyes that were about to tear. She grabbed my hand, set me on an unpainted area on my bed and asked what I had done. As I was explaining, her lip started to quiver, and tears fell from her eyes. Through her happy tears she said, Addison this is the prettiest flower in the world because you are part of it."

  • Oct 29, 2009
When I made a flower costume at the age of five. The story is below because it didn't fit in this box.

3dee4addi Entered the Your Proudest Halloween Costume contest

Describe a halloween costume of yours that you're most proud of, and tell us why. It could be because you won something; it could be because it was a genius idea; it could be because it was utterly embarrassing. Whatever the reason, share it with us!
No my Pretty, I didst not partaketh of Garlic this evening, nor didst I bathe you wretched human. I will inquireth for a Tic-tac however.
No my Pretty, I didst not partaketh of Garlic this evening, nor didst I bathe you wretched human. I will inquireth for a Tic-tac however.

3dee4addi Entered the Halloween Countdown #1 contest

Halloween is just around the corner! So to celebrate we're going to do a different Halloween-themed mission each day (if I can think of one anyway). We'll start off easy. Picture... Cap it!
Sent from the deepest pit from savage Hell, comes a Demon so vile, so mean; so destructive, too wreak havoc upon all pets. Introducing the
Sent from the deepest pit from savage Hell, comes a Demon so vile, so mean; so destructive, too wreak havoc upon all pets. Introducing the "Pull It Demon." No ears, whiskers; legs, or tails will ever be safe again. "Here Kitty-kitty!" The Pull It Demon, in a theater near you this Halloween.

3dee4addi Entered the Halloween Countdown #2 contest

Day #2 of our halloween countdown brings us this evil, diabolical, most sinister creature ever to walk the earth! So... cap it!
Re evaluating my driving habits, I found the best way to avoid rush hour traffic is to merely go over it.

3dee4addi Entered the Evaluate Your Life Day contest

Today is "Evaluate Your Life Day" (look it up!). So in honor of such an awesome holiday, evaluate your life and tell us the one thing that you either 1) completely love about yourself and would never change or 1) something that you realize you HAVE to change in order to live a better life.

3dee4addi commented on the Hei Hei, the Panda entry in the Haytastic! contest

"That is ADOREABLE!"

  • Oct 17, 2009
A roll in the hay.

3dee4addi Entered the Haytastic! contest

Find fun fall photos of things built out of hay, or fun things to do with/in hay; now that's hay-sterical! (Yes, Mr. President I made that word up in honor of your devotion to the American people. Followed by uncontrollably coughing...)
"Mr. Sandman."

3dee4addi Entered the Whistler contest

What tune do you think this gentle-golfer may be whistling?

3dee4addi commented on their let's go smoke a ... entry in the For your girlfrie... contest

"I guess you missed the part about my Christian up bringing? If I asked my Mother, or Father to go smoke a joint with me I'm sure she'd have sent me to Jesus right then and there. Who won the Strip Uno? If you understand the laws of Strip Poker/Uno edition you can get naked real fast since there are many "Draw Two, or Draw Four" cards in the deck. Naturally draw cards were clothes you'd take off. There is no card foreplay! You might as well just throw off your clothes and screw, but since that is what we were doing for the last 4 years and keeping in mind my Ex was ultra competitive we agreed to each pull out a drawer and throw 20 articles of clothing inside it. Having thought we sorted out all the troubles of this new and exciting adult version of Uno, we still came across some difficulties with "reverse Cards" which meant put something back on. I know my Ex had visions of Dr. Booby's breasts in his mind, and wanted to get down to business, so dragging it out a little was fun. Plus I knew he was going to make me pay by using his poetry "bone me dry." I'll give it to Dr. Booby, mixing things up in the bedroom, or other places we soon found out later, did renew something that was lost for awhile. Back to Strip Poker/Uno. The person that lost, in this case I did, was totally nude. The rule was the other person or so called winner had to strut their stuff with whatever they had on. I found it entertaining that he had a pair of Levi's still on, and his pubic hairs would get caught in the zipper. This is a rule I would change, by allowing the winner to get naked too, but the loser was at their mercy sexually and has to submit to what the other one wanted. That could be fun!"

  • Oct 16, 2009
Current economy forced schools to cut back on Bus Driver Salaries. Now between busing the kids, Mary finds a new way to make money as a Stripper.
Current economy forced schools to cut back on Bus Driver Salaries. Now between busing the kids, Mary finds a new way to make money as a Stripper.

3dee4addi Entered the Field Trip contest

What's going on with this field trip!? How on Earth did this slip past the parents? Someone, please explain this to me!

grexican commented on their let's go smoke a ... entry in the For your girlfrie... contest

"dependso n your mom... you could say that one ;)"

  • Oct 16, 2009

3dee4addi commented on the how about we play... entry in the For your girlfrie... contest

"During the comfortably numb years of my marriage, I did what most stay home Moms do; bitch, yell, and scream at all the unhappily married couples on the Phil Donahue show. Then one day with the daughter napping, the house silent I decided to take the Reader's Digest ten question quiz to see how happily married I was. After the quiz, and staring at the results while twirling my pencil between my fingers as only those antagonized can do; I discovered that we weren't happy. We were the married couples on the Donahoe Show! Bastards I thought as I watched the show from this point on, they are mocking me! What to do, what to do? I was raised Christian! Divorce was the road to Hell, and beyond the fact we weren't happy I couldn't prove we had been unfaithful, so this marriage was salvageable! Phil Donahoe could kiss my Christian white behind! I talked the Ex into going to marriage counseling. I should have gone on Phil Donahoe, as our therapist was a beautiful, busty, blue eye, blonde, that my Ex was undressing with his eyes. Long story short, we were told to spice things up in the bedroom. "I know," my Ex shouts out while looking at Dr. Booby, "Why don't we play Strip Poker?" Maybe my hair looked different, maybe my eyes said take me, or maybe he was still thinking of Dr. Booby but he wanted to play Strip Poker the minute we got home. In fact he drove home first before picking up my daughter at the parents house. Maybe I was stupid but I was game, I had to prove Phil wrong,right? All we could find as far as cards go, were Uno cards. We made rules with Uno cards! We played strip Poker, or Strip Uno, with Uno cards! Things were okay, I mean I actually had an orgasm that night, but we years later still divorced. :)"

  • Oct 15, 2009

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