Hawkeye

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Someone shared their "Fat" by Weird Al... entry in the Weirdest Music Vi... contest

  • May 27
Men in GRAY?! Men in GRAY?! Who wants to be Men in Gray?! I applied for Men in Black!!
Men in GRAY?! Men in GRAY?! Who wants to be Men in Gray?! I applied for Men in Black!!

Hawkeye Entered the Looks the same contest

Markie here... I've been waiting with bated breath ever since last Friday's last Mission to see these new changes! Look at the picture and see what the Secret Service think of the changes so far. Grex... luv yah man, this is just for fun.

grexican commented on their is when I came in... entry in the Your Proudest Hal... contest

"Man, that's a hard one to compete against :)"

  • November 04 2009

Hawkeye commented on their Hohenschwangau Ca... entry in the Epic Super Awesom... contest

"It is. I have to try to find some pictures of the interior online somewhere. Maybe there'll be a chance to post them when the Hoheschwangau change occurs on the website.;-)"

  • November 02 2009
I was in line gettin' my Yankee's tickets for the World Series and this nasty-ass old fat cow in front of me starts COUNTIN'OUT CHANGE for her freakin ticket - and she ain't got enough!! So she starts beggin me and everyone else for freakin' change! So I tells her, "YO! ROSEANNE! EITHER PONY UP THE CASH OR GET THE HELL OUT'A LINE!! And she tells me to go screw myself! So a snatched off the dead rat she called a wig and tossed it. And she took a swing at me, so I decked her!! She had it coming! Am I right? Course I'm right.

Hawkeye Entered the Jail Time!? For That!? contest

Tell us a story from the perspective an egotistical, self-centered, naive person talking to his new "roommate." To any normal, sane person, jail time is a no brainer, but for this dumb-dumb he thinks he should be rewarded for his/her deeds!

Hawkeye commented on their Hohenschwangau Ca... entry in the Epic Super Awesom... contest

"A year ago I did a Google Earth Photo hunt of the entire world and found lots of fantastic photos. This Castle and it's history (I believe built by Mad King Ludwig) is one of the best. When I sail to Europe, I will visit this place."

  • October 31 2009

ethan commented on their Hohenschwangau Ca... entry in the Epic Super Awesom... contest

"Probably one of the coolest looking castles ever created."

  • October 31 2009

momjan8 commented on their After seeing Momj... entry in the Evaluate Your Lif... contest

"Oh, Roger...YES!"

  • October 30 2009

momjan8 commented on their Hohenschwangau Ca... entry in the Epic Super Awesom... contest

"How AWESOME! Did you get to stay here once? Cool areal photo too!"

  • October 30 2009
Hohenschwangau Castle - the most outrageous, bodacious, mind-blowing expenditure of time and money in the world. The most awesome, unbelievable things should always be called

Hawkeye Entered the Epic Super Awesome Fantastic! contest

This is the last Mission on Daily Mission before we unveil something super awesome and new! It's so epic that it deserves the most badass, funny, awesome, unbelievable pictures ever! When you hear "epic super awesome fantastic" what do you think of? Post a pic of the first thing you think of. Internet memes welcomed!
is when I came in off the streets after being out drinking and drugging for years and went to AA to get sober. I didn't cut my hair or beard for the whole first year. Then for my first Halloween party, I shaved and cut my hair and slicked it back and went with the whole Dracula costume and NO_ONE knew who I was! Except one 16 year old kid who said, Hey, Ben! Great costume." the second I walked up. That's when I learned that people who look you in the eye all the time, can't be fooled by a costume.

Hawkeye Entered the Your Proudest Halloween Costume contest

Describe a halloween costume of yours that you're most proud of, and tell us why. It could be because you won something; it could be because it was a genius idea; it could be because it was utterly embarrassing. Whatever the reason, share it with us!
(Cat)Oh yeah! Magic fingers. PUURRRR. I'l give just an hour to stop that. Puurrr. What the hell is wrong with this kids face?
(Cat)Oh yeah! Magic fingers. PUURRRR. I'l give just an hour to stop that. Puurrr. What the hell is wrong with this kids face?

Hawkeye Entered the Halloween Countdown #2 contest

Day #2 of our halloween countdown brings us this evil, diabolical, most sinister creature ever to walk the earth! So... cap it!
Do this to the cat and I'll laugh. Meanwhile, I'll fill this costume with crap and see who's laughing then.
Do this to the cat and I'll laugh. Meanwhile, I'll fill this costume with crap and see who's laughing then.

Hawkeye Entered the Role Playing Anyone? contest

These dogs are ready to take their relationship to the next level. And they chose Halloween as their outlet to do so! (See how I worked Halloween in there?). Dogs... fun... cap!
The man who desperately wants the bomb and screams that Isreal should be exterminated from the face of the Earth. That, my friends, is the scariest face in the world. The man who wants to kill hundreds of millions.

Hawkeye Entered the Scariest Face in the World contest

In the spirit of Halloween, let's do what we can to post a collection of the most scary, horrific, and perhaps disturbing faces you can make yourself or find scattered around the web. Feel free to post more than one!
(Little Girl) Are you going to get a costume or just go like that, Daddy?
(Little Girl) Are you going to get a costume or just go like that, Daddy?

Hawkeye Entered the Halloween Countdown #1 contest

Halloween is just around the corner! So to celebrate we're going to do a different Halloween-themed mission each day (if I can think of one anyway). We'll start off easy. Picture... Cap it!

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