"if you were _really_ committed to winning this mission you would have found a way to recreate the smell and then take a pic. No way, that means you would have had to... yea nevermind. Scratch that idea."
"I don't have a photo of the worst thing I ever smelled. They had already removed the body before I realized there was a crime scene in the apartment downstairs."
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